Funny Friday: Search TermsFebruary 22, 2008 at 12:39 am | Posted in Random | 23 Comments
One of the most “interesting” parts of having a blog has to be reading the search terms that get people to your blog. They can be educational on some level, letting you know what people are interested in. Do you have any idea how many people search for Sprinkles cupcake recipes? OMG ridiculous! They’re not that good people!
You can also learn about the not so bright people. Today for example. Someone did a search for how to make purple frosting. Maybe I’m wrong, but isn’t this obvious? Didn’t we all learn the basic colors and how they made other colors in … ohhh I don’t know, first grade? That would be Blue + Red = Purple for those of you that don’t remember. Another not so intelligent search today ” ‘sprinkles’ frosting recipe.” Do people not know how searches work? You put quotes around GROUPS of words you want to make sure are together. Putting them around a single word is pretty much useless!
That’s not to say I don’t get very normal searches … for example today we had a search for peanut butter cookies and black and white cake. Searches like that are good searches. Things you should be trying to find.
Then come the crazies. I can’t remember all my crazies, but today I had my funniest search and my CB had a pretty freaking funny one recently too.
My funny search of the week: “how to make molds of my penis” bahaha
The worst part is that I do know the answer to that question. The reason they were brought to a cooking blog is because I mentioned the penis jello shot molds used at my Bach party. I myself was doing a search for penis jello shot molds a few weeks ago and I found the correct answer. Apparently Adamandeve.com sells kits to make your own BOB of your man’s winkie. I guess a guy could keep it for himself and PIUHB if he’s into that kind of thing.
CB’s funny search of the week: “what do ravers sniff at raves” haha even funnier
If you search for that Iheartcuppycakes.com is actually the first site that comes up. The best part is that they got there because CB was “raving” about an etsy seller that sells aprons (my hubs got me one for my b-day and it’s fantastic). Again I can answer the question … lots of drugs and maybe even non-drugs too. There are some stupid people who do drugs who buy asprin and think it’s going to get them so messed up. Parents just hope your kids are the dumb drug users who will spend $20 on an asprin.
So folks, I’ve told you a few funnies, now I need some payback to get me laughing my way right on through Friday and into the weekend. What are the funniest things people have searched for to get to your lovely cooking (or non-cooking) blogs?